NOW ON DVD

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Rated R
Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neil McDonough

Brian’s Rating       

After watching Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, I’m convinced that forcing her to sit through this dog would be adequate punishment for her latest criminal transgressions.

I Know Who Killed Me, now on DVD, is a positively worthless piece of tripe, saddled with a preposterous storyline, an obvious villain, and some of the worst acting I have seen in a movie that didn’t feature Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Miss Lohan can’t even manage a convincing portrayal of a stripper, and we are forced to watch her painful attempts at group seduction several times during the film. I can’t imagine this dreadful movie serving anyone’s professional endeavors, but with Lindsay’s personal life apparently spiraling out of control, you could easily rename this movie I Know Who Killed My Career.

Lindsay, get a grip. Hire a driver. Call your mother. And fire your agent.